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War on Whites!...lemons vs. potatoes

Michelle Gone Wild: First Lady Targets White Potatoes and Republicans

Michelle Obama won’t rest until we are all scrounging for berries and chomping leafy vegetation in the forest. Or until she and her fellow progressives regulate the entire food industry Soviet-style.

Four years and $12 billion later, her campaign to replace French fries and pizza with green pepper strips and Mexican turnip roots in school cafeterias has tanked. Kids in Kentucky said the food tasted like "vomit." Students in California were selling chips and candy bars on the black market.

Lunch ladies and food service workers report that the K-12 crowd would rather skip meals than eat kale. Kids dumped mysterymeat into trash cans faster than Michelle dumped patients at the University of Chicago Medical Center. More than 500 schools have already opted out to get away from federal regulations and Michelle’s constant nitpicking.

So why are the little ones trashing

the government-sanctioned slop?

(YOUNG REPUBLICAN)

According to the First Lady,

Republicans and white potatoes

are to blame for the program’s failure.

CONCLUSION:

Mrs. Lemon hates WHITES!

MR. LEMON

Mrs. LEMON vs.

theWHITE POTATOES:

fightin'mad!...this is WAR!

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Comment by Paul Arnold Browning on May 30, 2014 at 3:09pm: I agree Philip. If it wasn't for potatoes, I would have starved long ago LOL.

Comment by PHILIP SCHNEIDER on May 30, 2014 at 10:32am: The disgusting liberal progressive democrat war on conservatives has now reached down to the levels of our fruits and vegetables.

I LOVE POTATOES . . . . Lemons make my sphincter quiver.