Our Last Whack At Liberty!

[Richard Allan Jenni]

After blasting Barack Hussein Obama for most of his ersatz tenure as thief-in-chief, I have come to the optimistic conclusion that my relentless vitriol (along with the stalwart efforts of countless other conservatives) has not been entirely in vain. As Clint Eastwood so elegantly expressed it, “This is our country, Barry is our employee- and we’ll just have to let him go.”

 

I had hoped for an early resolution to the Obamanite assault upon our liberty, our prosperity and our general pursuit of happiness- but it was not to be. Yes, Obama’s father was a Kenyan Brit, Barry himself was most likely born in Kenya, and his fake birth certificates should have sealed the Kenyan (Indonesian?) imposter’s fate- but no one with significant federal authority seems to give a damn. Even the celebrated movie “2016” (which I otherwise enjoyed) maintains that this empty suit in an empty chair was born in Hawaii.

 

By the way, Clint- your RNC comments were pure political genius! Don’t let those lamestream losers get yer dander up. Except for maybe the incredible DNC floor vote against God (and yes, my own delicate musician ears registered the raucous negative voters to be three times in the majority), you were clearly the highlight of BOTH conventions.

 

And ObamaCare? “Fast and Furious?” Our horrendous runaway federal deficit? The “open mike” incident with the Russian president should have been enough by itself to try this bum for treason! And that’s just the short list!

 

Nevertheless, it will all come down to a few votes in a few swing states. No doubt there will be at least one updated version of Florida’s “hanging chads,” but in the end, I firmly believe this election will be decided by a formidable contingent of disillusioned Obamanites who vote with their recalcitrant feet- and simply stay home on Election Day. And that slim GOP margin of victory will still depend on us getting out every anti-Obama vote we can muster! And make no mistake! As much as I revere Romney and Ryan, this election will be an angry referendum on the Obamanite failed presidency!

 

And now I specifically address those of you who may have a problem with Mormons and/or Catholics. Both Mitt and Paul are good Christians and fine family men. That’s all you really need be concerned about. I would bet the farm that neither man has a single skeleton in his closet. No crack cocaine, no homosexuality, no anti-American pro-Muslim sympathies, no extramarital affairs- and no apologizing for America’s greatness. And yes, when they are elected, that open sewer of lies and deception that presently pours forth from the White House will finally cease!

 

Last week I watched Barry Obama’s Labor Day rally on C-Span- that rebroadcast being followed by Paul Ryan’s. How different were the two! Obama’s union signs were replaced by little American flags. Barry’s vapid promises were supplanted by Paul’s common sense. And finally, I won’t comment in detail on the two political congregations, except to say they were vastly different- the former being empowered by socialist entitlement and the latter inspired by America’s entrepreneurial spirit.

 

We can win this fight, my conservative friends, if we shelve any lingering narrow-mindedness and/or religious bigotry- and stand firmly behind the GOP team that is poised to rid us of the Obamanite menace. And no, I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat- just an independent American gravely concerned about our country’s future.

 

In conclusion, a little POTUS history. Heretofore, I had always believed that John Kennedy had picked Lyndon Johnson to help secure the southern vote. Not so! Jack, much as I still love him, was an incurable and indiscreet womanizer, and FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had all the lurid details- blackmail ammunition that Hoover gleefully provided to Johnson. Both Queer Edgar and Lyin’ Lyndon passionately hated Jack Kennedy- and I am now certain that both scoundrels were involved to some degree in the Kennedy assassination. (For further light and understanding, please read “Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J. Edgar Hoover” by Anthony Summers.)

 

Not since the evil ascendancy of Lyndon Baines Johnson have we seen such corruption in the White House. Thanks to the Obamanites, our precious Constitution hangs by a slender thread- and our liberty, prosperity and happiness as a nation precariously dangle with it. Oh, my dear patriots! Arise from the dust and vehemently speak your minds! This is our last whack at liberty! Romney and Ryan win in November- or we lose everything. So fight, my friends- in memory of our God, our country, our families and our liberty!

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Richard Allan Jenni

Ocean City, New Jersey
Real Conservatives