BILL CLINTON BUYS MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM - THE CAPISTRANO "SWALLOWS"

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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DATELINE:  San Juan Capistrano, California

                   March 28, 2019

The official

Bill Clinton BASEBALL CARD

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BILL'S FAMOUS "CURVE" BALL

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Bill Clinton buys minor league

baseball team!

"The Capistrano Swallows"

Manager MONICA Handles the WHOLE TEAM

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The team has a new line of

L-SHAPED HOT DOG

they call it the

" PeyronieDog "

BEST SERVED WITH SOUR CREAM

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STRAIGHT UP

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Also, try the new line of 

DOG TREATS:

BEEF OR PORK, YOUR CHOICE

P.S....

"MR. PENCIL-NECK",

ADAM SCHIFF IS A

HUGE FAN OF

BILL'S "SWALLOWS"

...but he needs a "Swallwell" to help him eat

those PEYRONIE DOGS because, like all truth, they are a  "CHOKING HAZARD" 

( He's taking swallowing lessons from Monica )

 MR.  "SWALLOW WELL",

the California Senator,

              gladly assists Mr. Pencil-Neck                  

with swallowing lessons,  

as he has fed millions of his

useful idiots tons of

BULL CRAP!

...and

NOTHING BURGERS

( PER CAPITA COST TO TAX PAYERS = 88 cents* )

*30 million dollars

divided by

340 million citizens

" we're all in this together- he pluribus, u numb "

...AND

don't forget:

" Thet thar's a

FEDERAL OFFENCE! "

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