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[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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From: Devin
Subject: Jennifer, your Dad might get a kick out of this - or not. Not sure.
To: [e-mail]
Date: Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 7:24 PM

 

If America Still Had BxLLS

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV

AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,

DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN,

GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

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'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. It's president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought : You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night.'

 

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.



Thanks for your book Dad!

 ;-) ......Merry Christmas!

Sincerely,

Your son in law

Devin

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[Kathryn Ball]

 

OK.......since we are tossing names out for discussion, Google Herman Cain. He is smart, CONSERVATIVE,is very positive about this country and the ability of her people to be able to accomplish whatever they put their minds to. He has run businesses and knows how to LEAD.

Freedom, you are correct. We need to select our next presidential candidate very carefully. The qualifications are :

1) A STRONG, CLEAR CONSERVATIVE. NO MORE MIDDLE of the ROAD 'suck ups'. The absolute LAST thing we need is a candidate who will emulate 'Casper Milque Toast'. Anyone who listens to the media or the left [one and the same, people!] about the type of candidate we should nominate should just join the other side.........we don't need you and more importantly, we don't WANT you anywhere near us................BUH-bye!

2)A candidate who not only BELIEVES in the Constitution as it was intended but who understands the reasoning of the Framers and can explain that reasoning to the people.

3) A person with administrative EXPERIENCE..............no more 'on the job training'. What we have now is the paper boy managing the newspaper [no wonder no one reads it anymore!]

I am sure there other qualities but I think these three are foremost. This country is in grave danger and unless we comeup with someone with the BxLLS to stand up to all of the whiney special intertest groups that have grown fat and lazy as well as addicted to other peoples' money.

There MUST be SERIOUS spending cuts or we will be finished. The size of the federal government must be pared down. Removing earmarks will barely make a dent.........the entire culture of Washington D.C. has to change.

 

[Freedom Is Not Free]

This is great, but personally I don't believe that Sarah Palin contrary of what some people if not many think, is not ready to take the lead of this Nation. She's a politician, no matter how we look around things, and we know what politicians do... my vote will be for someone who truly show to have balls... Alan West.

  People is playing their game if they think that Sarah will be the best deal, I like her, do not give me wrong, I even write blogs about her, when some others attack her, but she's taken, her comments are many times talking points, she's not the fresh woman I saw in the RNC that not only impress many, impress me, and I'm not very impressionable, when do with speeches. People need to paid attention, not about their particular feelings, but about what is best for this Nation... just said.

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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hear, HEAR!!!...KATE

I SECOND THAT MOTION!

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[Kathryn Ball]

 

I LOVE this!

The only possible candidate on the radar screen with anything near the "BxLLS"  to actually DO it would be Sarah Palin!

That would work for me as well!

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

LOL, LOL, LOL and a chuckle at the end. That's a wonderful dream.

[Wolfy Ghalkhani]

I just love America and Americans. No matter how bad it is, we are blessed with those who are able to get a conservative point across with great humor. Love you, Guys and gals!!

[LON RANGER]

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HY 'O SILVER!!!!,

RAYA!

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