The new 3 dollar bill

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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Please Note: People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning. However, if you make a joke about Obama, the Left labels you a "hater" or "racist." Well, we're not haters or racists, but we do pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! We are publishing these jokes in the hope that you will get a laugh or two! Feel free to take any or all and spread them around.
Ali used the rope-a-dope, Obama is using the hope-a-dope. Obama was really disappointed with Men Who Stare at Goats. Being a Muslim, he thought there would be romance. "The dog ate my birth certificate." – Barack Hussein Obama Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually photograph Obama with his mouth shut. Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First. America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright. For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"? Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.   Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. Pitchforks? Check. Torches? Check. Tar? Check. Feathers? Check. Okay, let's roll. The health care bill has so much pork it's written in pig latin. A guy in a bar called Obama a horse's ass and the bartender slapped him. "Sorry," the guy said, "I didn't think this was Obama country." "It's not," said the bartender, "It's horse country." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE UNINFORMED VOTER meets OBAMACARE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They're not illegal aliens; they're undocumented Democrats. Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. The shark circled Rahm Emanuel. His grey eyes were cold and predatory. So were the shark's. Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.