What I Think of the Clintons

[Your Uncle Sam]

Monday, August 8, 2016

It may be impossible for me to describe just how evil and corrupt Crooked Hillary and her nefarious husband Slick Willie are- but I'll give it a try.

1. I firmly believe the Clinton body count is as high or perhaps higher than Lyin' Lindon Johnson's- and that's sayin' something! Bill and Hillary have a bad habit of offing anybody who threatens their criminal cabal- unless this treasonous duo has a remarkable track record of coincidence after coincidence covering their tracks.

2. Crooked Hillary and Slick Willie care about themselves- period! They could care less about our beloved Republic. I would venture to say Vladimir Putin cares more about us than the Clintons. At least Vladimir knows the United States and Russia actually need each other to preserve our mutual interest in what remains of global sanity- as opposed to the globalist agenda, which he apparently hates as much as I do.

3. The Clinton Foundation is nothing more than a slush fund to feed Hillary's lust for power and cash. She continues to sell out the United States at home and abroad so she can line her designer purse with ill-gotten gain. In fairness to Bill, however, I guess he's happy if he can take an occasional junket on some billionaire's private jet and link up with an underage girl.

4. The Clintons will say anything and promise anything to get elected. Their word means nothing. Crooked Hillary even changes her accent to fit the crowd. She would sell out her own mother for a hamburger. As for Bill, remember "I did not have sex with that woman?" I bet that particular victim does...

5. The Clintons are chronic abusers of women. Bill rapes, and Hillary provides the escapes- intimidating, berating and threatening Bill's many victims over the years. With a little luck and Bill's weak heart, maybe his next victim will... Well, you know. No more Slick Willie...

6. Kind of a shame what the Clintons did to Bernie Sanders. Yeah, his ideas are literally out in left field, but I kind of like the guy. I think he's a decent human being. And if they would do this to a fellow Democrat, what would they do to a naughty Republican. I suggest you ask Andrew Brietbart. Oh, I forgot. He's dead... Well, he did leave this message for the Never-Trumpsters before he died: "You want a unity speech, I’ll give you a unity speech. I don’t care who our candidate is and I haven’t since the beginning of this. I haven’t. Ask not what a candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate. And that’s what the Tea Party is. We are there to confront them on behalf of our candidate. I will march behind whoever our candidate is, because if we don’t we lose. There are two paths. There are two paths. One is America and the other one is occupy… And when I walk through CPAC or -when I travel the United States to meet people in the Tea Party who care, black, white, gay and straight- anyone who is willing to stand next to me to fight the progressive left, I will be in that bunker. And if you’re not in that bunker because you’re not satisfied with this candidate – more than ‘Shame on you’ You’re on the other side."

7. Ever notice how ugly Hillary's getting these days? When she was First Lady (if you can really call her a lady), she wasn't a bad looking woman. I mean I wouldn't want her in the same bed with me, but she was reasonably attractive. Now she could successfully audition for the wicked witch in "Wizard of Oz." That's what wickedness does to ya, folks... By the way, did you see that recent pic of her being helped up the stairs? Guess her knees are shot, too... As for Willie, he looks like he disconnects from life support for each public appearance...

8. Yup, scandal after scandal leaves a mark on ya... From Whitewater to Bengazi! But then again, "What difference does it make, Hillary?"

9. In short, the Clintons make the putrid goop at the bottom of a military latrine look like mountain spring water. (By the way, I will never poke fun at Rosie O'Donnell again. She at least had the guts to call 9/11 an inside job.)

10. Finally, when I have a few days to spare, I'll tell you what I REALLY think about the Clintons...

Yer Cranky Uncle Sam

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

What scares me more than a nuclear winter is the thought of seeing Hitllary Clinton  taking the oath of office with her hand on the bible.