As you may recall, Richard Nixon was forced to resign the Presidency, not because of the Watergate burglary itself, although it was a contributing factor- but because of Tricky Dick’s attempted cover-up thereof.
Likewise, William Clinton was nearly forced from office, not because of his sexual indiscretion with Monica Lewinski, although that was a contributing factor in the impeachment trial- but because Slick Willie tried to hide his scarlet sins from America.
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Now we have Barack Obama finally showing us a birth certificate that alleges he was born in Hawaii- a crude electronic forgery produced by combining images in a high-tech process called digital layering.
Long before the advent of video games, a favorite trick of New Jersey’s teenage rabble was to conceal a significant portion of fresh excrement in a suitable paper bag and then place the odiferous gift outside someone’s front door- setting the bag afire, of course, before ringing the doorbell. Whoever answered the bell got a stinky surprise upon stomping out the fire.
Well, we have now discovered Barack Obama standing outside America’s front door, so to speak, with just such a bag- but Jerome Corsi and others have tipped us off before Barry had a chance to set fire to it. The President is just standing there holding that smelly paper sack. And though Barry’s pearly whites gleam through his usual phony smile, he’s literally caught standing there- caught holding the bag!
I’ve been telling you for about two years that Barry Obama was born in Kenya. No surprise there. Moreover, British citizen and Kenyan national Barack Hussein Obama Senior having been touted by Zero himself as his biological father precludes Zero from being a natural-born US citizen.
Hey, what’s in the bag, Barry? It smells to high heaven- and you know it!
You apparently planned this paperhanging extravaganza as an October surprise for 2012- but Jerome Corsi, with a little help from Donald Trump, has forced yer hand!
Just releasing this bogus document for public consumption is a lie big enough to remove you from office, Barry!
Funny that you have no original paper document to submit for forensic authentication- only the contaminated copies printed from that obvious electronic forgery!
And Corsi was warned by a yet-to-be-named mole that one of those copies had been placed on official record in Hawaii. Barry, even the document’s serial number is out of sequence with actual Hawaiian births! Are you really that stupid- or simply that desperate?
But in the end it will be the dastardly lie, not the bad paper itself, that ends your long-running Presidential masquerade! And each new lie in this burgeoning cover-up compounds your culpability. Barry, when all is said and done, you will make old Lyin’ Lyndon look like a cherubic choir boy!
Barry, I have long predicted that your Presidency will be relegated to the smoking dung heap of history by late summer of this year. Hallelujah! I finally see how it’s gonna happen! One bridge too far. One lie too many…
And by the way, what was that recent gaffe in England all about? Did you think the playing of “God Save The Queen” was merely a musical backdrop to your rambling toast for Queen Elizabeth? I don’t think Lizzie appreciated your lack of respect for their national anthem.
Then again, I can’t help recalling that sordid 2008 image of you crassly grippin’ yer bag while our “Star-Spangled Banner” was being played.
And yes, that notorious snapshot of your colossal disrespect for all things American now begs the question, “Does anyone in Congress have brass ones big enough to call you on your biggest Presidential whopper to date?
This is the lie that brings you down, Barry. This is the one that finally lifts the Obama curse on America…
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