NEVER TOLERATE TYRANNY!....Conservative voices from the GRASSROOTS.

The Economy Is So Bad...

The economy is so bad...
that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad...
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad...
that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad...
if the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad...
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad...
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad...
parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad...
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad...
the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad...
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Sorry for not giving due credit for the above, but I can't remember who sent these to me. I hope they put a smile on your face. With everything we struggle with daily, we certainly need a sense of humor.

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Comment by Elizabeth Parella on November 17, 2009 at 7:15am: LOL.... I fear we've not seen anything yet.... By the time the bimbos in office (yes, our ELECTED officials) get through, we'll be in deep do-do.... The light is shining on them all...and almost all of them will have to reckon with we, the people, in 2010. It just cannot come fast enough for most of us!

Comment by PHILIP SCHNEIDER on November 16, 2009 at 8:10pm: They are good jokes.Remember, behind every joke of course there is the similar truth that spawned the joke . . . . . THAT is not funny.