Is Their Queen Vulnerable?

[Richard Allan Jenni]

The Taxed-Enough-Already are engaged in a game of neither chance nor checkers- but a most complicated game of chess. And in this critical contest for our liberty, I admit ranking among the lowest of Soldiers who labor to place the opposition’s well-protected king in check- though King Teleprompter himself is but a miserable pawn in the greater globalist game. In my zealous pursuit of the opposing king, however, I have politely refrained from chasing his more vulnerable queen- which may be a grievous flaw in strategy.

Moreover, if our public opinion polls have been reasonably accurate, our own undisputed queen is Sarah Palin- and the relentless left, in what has oft more resembled a raucous barroom brawl, has spared no effort in attempting to remove her from the game board. Some of you may not approve of Sarah- but surely she has fought the good fight- with little regard for her own safety.

This brings me to Michelle Obama- whose vulnerable assets and abilities as an imposter rank far below those of her slick and adorable husband. Her political liabilities and character flaws have been painfully obvious- though many of her faithful fans simply choose to ignore them. Her unfashionable wardrobe shouts “Attention, Kmart shoppers.” Her body language, especially her facial expressions, betrays an underlying anger. Her prominent posterior bulges. Her words have oft communicated contempt for all things American.

 
Michelle’s apparently been more tightlipped lately, but her media bloopers during the 2008 campaign are legendary. She admitted longstanding lack of pride in her own country- and that Barack’s home country was Kenya. 

Not that I’m giving the President a free pass on his media mistakes. For example, check out his wandering eyes at the G8 in July of 2009:



And here’s a blast-from-the-past body language gaff of Barry using his hands for an athletic supporter during our national anthem.

Guess you’ve heard by now that Barry and Michelle recently hired openly-gay Jeremy Bernard as their new social secretary. Alan Caruba writes in "America’s Gay White House," “Barack Obama, married and father of two girls, may be straight, but he has proven to be the most active President when it comes to efforts that would establish homosexuality as a ‘normal’ lifestyle in America.” I might add to Alan’s comments that Michelle has also used her bully pulpit to promote and defend the gay and lesbian way of life.

Michelle has been granted immunity by the lamestream media- and owing to conservative decency, perhaps we’ve also gone easy on her. Turn up the heat. Maybe Michelle’s simmering inner pot will boil over. All is fair in love, war- and politics, especially when our freedom is at stake. Is their queen vulnerable?