Barry, Barry! When will you ever get it?
You slam Fox News because it doesn’t give you slobbering wholesale support for your warped socialist views- yet many Americans find fault with FNC because it doesn’t go far enough- like ask you for a real birth certificate!
You dismiss the Taxed-Enough-Already movement as gullible pawns of the GOP, yet 71% of Republicans now support the TEA Party!
You’re still hawking your empty hype on the campaign trail- even though all but the dumbest of Democrats now steer clear of your political support.
You keep blaming George W. Bush for our problems- despite the millions of Americans who would gladly put him back in the White House right now- if the two of you were the only choice.
You still think your job as Commander-in-Chief is all about you- and not about protecting America- or looking out for our brave men and women in uniform.
You masquerade as a benevolent savior of freedom- all the while denying our unalienable rights with ever-increasing infringements on our liberty.
You pretend to be a Christian- but can’t even quote the preamble of the Declaration of Independence without omitting the reference to Almighty God!
But get it you will, Barry! In a few weeks there will be a national referendum on your communist-inspired policies- those evil plans so carefully crafted to facilitate our enslavement! Your fellow Dems now see the frightening graffiti everywhere they look- and they’re jumping ship like rats off a burning freighter.
But the November election notwithstanding, there’ll be an even greater day of reckoning when a Republican-controlled Congress exercises its newfound subpoena power- and looks into your crimes and dubious Presidential eligibility.
Oh, the poetic justice of it all! The man who mesmerized the masses with his deceitful rhetoric will himself stand amazed when confronted his own lies!
But truth be told, Barry, the American people owe you a great debt of gratitude- for you have awakened us from our slumber and stirred us to anger and action! Moreover, we shall repay that debt by removing you from office- perhaps even fasten a heavy iron mask about your head as befits a traitor.
But maybe I misspeak. A requirement for treason would be US citizenship- and you’ve yet to properly document that claim. And did you ever renounce your British citizenship? Your Indonesian citizenship?
Would an in-depth Congressional investigation of your Social Security numbers help clear things up? Should Congress investigate your activities with Tony Rezko, Andy Stern and George Soros? Have we heard the last of Blago?
So many unanswered questions! How did you as a US Senator manage personal participation in a foreign political campaign- traveling all the way to Kenya and openly crusading for your communist cousin Raila Odinga? Do you feel any remorse for the Christians murdered by Muslims after Odinga’s loss? And speaking of murder, do Charles Young and Quarles Harris ring a bell?
Funny thing about the truth. No matter how deep you bury it or how much money you pay to hide it, truth always worms its way from darkness to light. If you doubt my word, ask Lyndon Baines Johnson the next time you visit Hell.
I gotta hand it to ya, Pres! You’ve had quite a run- but all the smoke and glitz from your Presidential campaign are long gone, and America’s longsuffering and patience are wearing thin. And yes, if you don’t yet comprehend our anger and angst, you soon will. How I’d love to join ya for breakfast on 3 November!
Gonna be a whole lot of hope and change that morning- and it won’t be the ersatz brand you’ve been peddling from your rickety wooden soapbox for the past two years. The American people have wised up. We get it now, Barry. Your own people are turning against you! Even your adoring fans in the mainstream media are having second thoughts about helping you into the White House- ever since your disastrous leadership began threatening their own paychecks!
Glory, glory, hallelujah! Let the church bells ring from Juno to Miami! Let the hallowed anthems of freedom resound from New York City to Honolulu! There has never been such an American sunrise to behold since the end of World War II! Yes, 3 November 2010! I can hardly wait! It’ll be like having Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years all wrapped in one glorious package! All we have to do, America, is get out and vote the day before! And that bright burst of sunlight will be just the beginning! Yes- glory, glory, hallelujah! But don’t despair, Barack- maybe Rahm can get you a gig in Nairobi…
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