Commercial packaging that infuriatingly fails to accurately reflect the contents now seems commonplace.
The American Civil Liberties Union, for example, owns the most spectacular misnomer ever devised. They seek to destroy American values. They are not Civil to anyone who wishes to exercise those God-given rights guaranteed by our Constitution. They trample upon our precious Liberty- and their divisive lawsuits seek to destroy any remaining hope for a more perfect Union.
Our Department of Justice presently has no apparent interest in Justice- only advancing the self-serving interests of select extremists. They have now failed to protect the basic right of all Americans to express their will at the ballot box without fear of intimidation. However, I do admit that the DOJ has replaced the Stars and Stripes logo on their website with a ribbon of solid black to clearly demonstrate their current agenda of racial divisiveness.
Then there’s the Internal Revenue Service which produces no good thing from within. Its Revenue is more aptly called Taxation-Without-Representation, and its habitual rape of the American people can hardly be called a Service.
In view of the present corruption in the White House, perhaps that hallowed and historic home should be painted some other color for a while. Also, the Democratic Party seems to have little interest in Democracy- and the Republican Party has likewise accomplished little to preserve our Republic.
I could ramble for miles, but you get the point.
The TEA label, on the other hand, is as accurate as it gets. In addition to being Taxed-Enough-Already, we’ve all HAD Enough- and are all READY to do something about it. Nevertheless, I do find our self-descriptive phrase Mad-As-Hell to be somewhat of an understatement…
Make no mistake, as I told my friend Max yesterday- I was a Jack Kennedy Democrat until I became a Barry Goldwater Republican. Now I’m a rabblerousing patriot with ire so intense that the lexicon of mere mortals cannot adequately express my unbridled anger.
The Republicans thought we Taxed-Enough-Already would make a great addition to their nationally-entrenched political brothels. However, TEA patriots will have the last laugh, because we have instead hijacked the Republican Party. Yes, the Grand Old Party is presently turning tricks for us, and not vice versa. And while we may be not yet strong enough to mount a third-party frontal assault on big government’s tyranny, we have sufficiently infiltrated the GOP with conservative personnel and principles to make an astounding difference this November.
We will shatter the political hopes and careers of many traitorous Democrats. We will wrest House and Senate majorities from the party of Lyndon Baines Johnson, Bill Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama.
By the way, it was Lyin’ Lyndon who brought me to Barry Goldwater’s doorstep- and now it’s Bald-faced Barack that sends me into the stratosphere whenever I contemplate the evil he’s brought to doorsteps all across America.
Don’t think for a New York minute that Taxed-Enough-Already patriots will be satisfied with a November tsunami. We’re just getting started! Like an old Fuller Brush salesman, the TEA Party’s simply getting its proverbial foot in the door!
So please be patient and pragmatic. That’s the nature of American politics. We must learn to crawl before we walk- then learn to walk before we run. Moreover, we cannot afford to lose a single inspired idealist among us who is presently disenchanted by our prostitution of the Republican Party. Neither can we risk the loss of a single Congressional race this year to the Democrats for the sake conservative idealism- no matter how noble those idealistic intentions may be. You know what they say about the road to Hell…
And speaking of Hell, it will all break loose in 2012 as TEA patriots struggle to nominate a Presidential candidate who truly reflects conservative ideals which can resurrect the American dream. If we fail to do that within the GOP, a third-party assault will then be our only alternative.
But who knoweth? Perhaps we shall so completely infiltrate and overpower the GOP that the TEA label we now cherish will become obsolete! I certainly hope so. The party of Abraham Lincoln, Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan could use a serious facelift- and we sure don’t need any of Pelosi’s Botox to do it!
So press on, my friends. Emery McClendon’s right on the money! Patriots like Delaware’s Christine O’Donnell and Nevada’s Sharron Angle need our help right now. There will be plenty of time to chew the political fat after 2 November. Meanwhile, let’s chomp on a few more roasted Democrats…
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