Another more logical alternative to the long waiting lines of the NEW HEALTH CARE and others.

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided
that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my
waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
quicker emergency service.



Oh and hey,
It also works at the DMV, it saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering I had my choice of any
machine,most were still running.

Don't try it at McDonald 's, the whole crew got up and left and I never got my order