A Christmas Message from yer Uncle Sam!

[Your Uncle Sam]

25 December 2013

My dear friends- my dear comrades in arms against tyranny!

On this Christmas Day it grieves me that so many Americans are either out of work or under-employed. Other millions wonder how they will be able to pay increased medical insurance premiums, outrageous deductibles and higher copays. Yes, thanks to Barry Obama (and most of what we buy being made in China instead of the USA), our economic outlook for 2014 is mighty bleak.

But perhaps we can take this boatload of lemons and make enough lemonade to wash Washington clean- a monumental victory in November ridding us of both Barry and Harry, the two asinine commie fools who make the Bubonic Plague seem like a three day hemorrhoid flare-up.

And my goals for 2015? Yes, 2015!

1. Repeal Obummercare- period.
2. Impeach Obama- and maybe, if convicted of sufficient high crimes and misdemeanors, hang him for high treason.
3. Stop the stampede of US Dollars to both the Middle East and China by becoming energy self-sufficient and resurrecting American manufacturing.
4. Seal our southern border- if necessary, using our military to do so.
5. Repeal the Federal Reserve Act of 1913 and gradually remove all Federal Reserve notes from circulation- replacing them with USD owned and operated by the United States of America. Yes, print our own money- as did Abe Lincoln and Jack Kennedy.
6. Re-enthrone hard work as the ruling temporal principal of our society.
7. Allow Almighty God in our public schools.
8. Put an end to mindless political correctness.
9. Stop the federal persecution of Christians, traditional married couples, outspoken conservatives and anyone else who speaks up for truth, honor and virtue.
10. Make it feel good to be an American again- as did Ronald Reagan.
11. Stop abusing our military with endless deployments to useless foreign wars.
12. Forever end federal deficit spending!

May God bless you, my dear friends! I hope your Christmas was at least pleasant- and may we all have a glorious, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Yer cranky Uncle Sam

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

Thanks Uncle Sam.

I can still turn to family when the rest of the world gets ugly. This wonderful gift of the "new born king" works wonders every time for us.

Thank you GOD.

[gmiller]

I'll endorse that!