Wow! This country is in bad shape! How bad is it ???

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

It's so bad, that people are depressed:

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Depressed   Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.  Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."  Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!  I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed!