REAL CONSERVATIVES

NEVER TOLERATE TYRANNY!....Conservative voices from the GRASSROOTS.

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"...help me! "

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"If you fail at committing suicide, can we say that you are successful in life?"

"Is my iPhone broken? I presses the home button but why am I still at work?"


"If camera lenses are round, why are all the pictures square?"


"What if you could download food from the internet? Wouldn't that be amazing?"


"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?"


"If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?"


"If you're hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?"


"If there is a rule that states ""i"" before ""e"" except after ""c"", wouldn't ""science"" be spelled wrong?"


"If the product says ""Do not use if seal is broken"", how are you supposed to open it and use it?"


"Is being dead the same as before you were alive?"


"Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?"


"How can a product be new and improved? If it's new, what was it improving on?"


"How much more I have to suffer before people start considering me as Great?"


"What if I'm retarded and everyone is just being nice?"


"What if everyone in the world flushed the toilet at the same time?"


"If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?"

"What would happen if money becomes worthless?"

"What if moustaches were mandatory?"

"How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?"

PLEASE ANSWER ALL OF THE ABOVE QUESTIONS

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Comment by PHILIP SCHNEIDER on July 7, 2015 at 7:41pm

Can you make those multiple choice please?

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