NEVER TOLERATE TYRANNY!....Conservative voices from the GRASSROOTS.

Thank You, Senator Charles Schumer (D, NY) for Your Heads-up Negation of the Flatulence Tax

A first has been reached.... Chuckie has decided that taxing the flatulence of cows and hogs would NOT be a good idea! YIPPEE! What a guy! What a legislator! What a genius!

The proposed tax? $175 per cow and $87.50 per hog per year. Now, the flatulent emissions would not have to be counted as they entered the atmosphere...we wouldn't want to strain the federal government's burgeoning workforce with such a task. No, each farmer and rancher would have had a tax placed upon their animals.

Do you wonder what a piece of beef would cost, or a glass of milk? Pork, the so-called "white meat," would be beyond our means. Spare ribs would be a thing of the past...they'd be too expensive!

It really is a wonder that there was an actual human DORK who thought up this possible tax.... Was this person a victim of higher education? Or just another run-of-the-mill environmentalists who wants a meatless society?

So I say to Chuckie, thank you, thank you, and thank you again. Finally you have earned a portion of your salary as my representative from New York State.