NEVER TOLERATE TYRANNY!....Conservative voices from the GRASSROOTS.
(the first DIGITAL prez)
"I’m so glad I enrolled
The first thing I did was to go in for a checkup. They told me they don’t take checks.
Anyway, luckily I had some cash and I got in for the exam. The Primary Care Nurse diagnosed me with:
She referred me to a CARPENTER!!
...so, anyway, she sent me to the hospital, but due to a shortage of regular ambulances she called the
new GOVERNMENT AMBULANCE.
Then a mailman walked in, and called out my name. I was thinking "how did he know I was here?". Turns out, the mail truck was the ambulance! He asked me if I wanted to go to the emergency room First Class, or Bulk. And then he charged me three times as much for First Class! ( I should have asked for Priority Mail, but he said they didn’t deliver on Saturday anymore!)
...he did sympathetically ask if I was in any pain. and if so, offered to shoot me if it would help...said he was feeling a little "POSTAL" today! Nice gesture!
Anyway, while the carpenter was operating on me, he hit a vein, and I started to bleed. Now, normally, they would have quickly cauterized the bleeder, but since there was a shortage of cauterizing instruments, they had a Welder on duty. The carpenter told me to "...relax, he, too, is a good Union man". That was very comforting.
At one point, this carpenter suggested that he may want a plastic surgeon to look at me. I suppose my reaction to that suggestion was only human, you know, fear of the unknown and all, so my gut reaction to that suggestion was to quickly blurt out "...No thanks, Doc! I prefer wood!."
When it was all over, they asked me to return in two weeks. When I came back, with my insurance card, the receptionist said "No, no no. We need your tax RETURN to prove you have coverage. We don’t need to see YOU."
Well, just thought I’d bring you up to date. Gotta go now, my cousin Jose is coming over today from Mexico, via the Rio Grande. He heard the water was low due to the drought. He needs to enroll in Lamaze classes before he sends for the rest of the family. His girlfriend is having twins, but they can only afford one more kid right now. They're going for a Twofer, a free delivery and a free abortion!.... Good deal, no?
He did ask me to ask if the carpenter had any work
I told him to contact FEMA, I think they’re building some new camps, ...or something.
Ray A, Author
RIGHT SIDE UP
ps...next time I get sick I'm calling Joe the Plumber!
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