REAL CONSERVATIVES

NEVER TOLERATE TYRANNY!....Conservative voices from the GRASSROOTS.

LAUGHTER .....is medicine, ENJOY!

How to: Get the princess

How to: Eat forbidden fruit comic

How to: Cast pearls before swine

How to: Learn every trick in the book

How to divide and rule comic

Have a sugar daddy comic

How to: Give a dog a bad name. 1) Get a dog 2) Name it "ass-dog"

How to: Know which way the wind blows. 1) Buy a weathervane

How to hear a pin drop. 1) Drop a pin 2) Listen

How to: Kill two birds with one stone. 1) Kill a bird with a stone 2) Kill another bird using the same stone

How to Keep your eyes on the ball. 1) Look at a ball 2) Don't look away

How to Face your demons 1) Get some nice demons 2) Face them

How to: Put your foot down. A comic from ThisIsHowToDoStuff.com

How to wach a meteor shower

Turn the tables

Make your dream come true

Take a shower

Steal someone's thunder

Eat a banana

Hold your horses

Cry over spilled milk

Win the lottery

Let the cat out of the bag

Bark up the wrong tree

Find a needle in a haystack

Build Rome in one day

Walk on water

Put all of your eggs in one basket

Decide what came first - the chicken or the egg

Smell a rat

Live in a glasshouse and throw stones

Cook the right porridge

Empty your trashcan

Hit the sack

Hit the books

Cast the first stone

Live forever

Have a nice christmas

Relax

Buy the stuff you need

Bake a cake

Mend your bicycle

Impressyourmother-in-law

HOW TO...

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Comment by Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES on March 23, 2014 at 8:16am

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@ PHILIP SCHNEIDER

...I meant down, NOT UP!

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Comment by PHILIP SCHNEIDER on March 23, 2014 at 12:47am

I've held it so long my sphincter fused.

Comment by Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES on March 22, 2014 at 9:31pm

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............STILL HOLDIN' YER COFFEE?

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Comment by PHILIP SCHNEIDER on March 22, 2014 at 9:08pm

Life can be so simple.  Thanks for pointing that out Raya.

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