FOOD FOR THOUGHT...

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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MICHELLE'S VEGETABLE PATCH

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I revisited the vegetable patch the other day, and there have been some shocking changes:

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the celery is in jail....arrested for STALKING!

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the tomato's house was foreclosed

bcuz she just couldn't KETCHUP!

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the turnips tried to re-finance but they kept getting TURNED DOWN!

the olives all got sick and they were

sent to the wrong hospital...the MAYO clinic!

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the lemons have all turned sour

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....and everyone else around here seems to be eaten up with fear!

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I'm going back home,,,,before I go fruity!

Raya

ps:

the carrot said he was moving out

bcuz things were getting too dicey

...whatever you think,

I am knot a nut!

Dude!...its just food!

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JUST EAT HEALTHY, Y'ALL

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[Patty]

Don't worry. Our taxes are still paying for the executive chef to prepare their meals. Maybe it's time we told Michelle "let's move" it into the kitchen and do some cooking with your kids. None of us are going to be able to afford to eat out or pay a chef to cook for us after the $5000 to $10,000 deductibles set in next year.

And she could also start walking her own dogs instead of dumping it on the taxpayors. Why do you have them if you aren't even going to take care of them?

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

I haven't actually heard a word about Michelle's gardenlately. It's the fall of the year and ALL the crops should be coming in . . . . are they?