CHOOSE CRUZ

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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My fellow Americans,

Good Evening

I am speaking to you tonight

because I wanted to let you know,

personally,

that I am acutely aware

that the last 7 or 8 years

has been very hard on you.

You need a BREAK!

Therefore, if you

let me be your president,

I will direct my

Vice President,

(who is a DOCTOR)

to prescribe to every

U.S. Citizen

plenty of rest,

and...

A RELAXING

FOUR YEAR CRUZ!

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That's four,

yes,

FOUR

years

of competent, conservative

Government!!

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(...and if that doesn't do the trick

for you, the Vice President himself

will perform a FREE

Frontal Lobotomy*

on you!

...Then nothing

will bother you

ever again...

...and, frankly, you just

won't give a damn! )

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* FRONTAL LOBOTOMY  must  be covered under Obamacare because obviously at least half of the electorate has already undergone this procedure. It is a safe, relatively harmless procedure in which your ability to think for yourself is removed surgically. 

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[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

Cruz is looking presidential.

and what would be wrong with vice president Carson?