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Comment by Richard Allan Jenni on March 24, 2011 at 12:23pm

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on a flight to Las Vegas. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about President Obama's strong points, ObamaCare or Barry's stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a simple question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss Barry Obama- when you don't know one brand of defecation from another?"

She then went back to reading her book.

Comment by Sandra on March 24, 2011 at 12:20pm

LOL, thanks Allan

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