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Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:42am

Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:42am

Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:42am

Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:42am

Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:37am

Comment by Sandra on September 6, 2011 at 11:37am

This one is from Gordon... Thanks Gordon.

Comment by Sandra on September 5, 2011 at 11:22am

Comment by Sandra on September 5, 2011 at 11:22am

Comment by Sandra on September 5, 2011 at 11:21am

ROTFLMAO Allan!

Comment by Richard Allan Jenni on September 2, 2011 at 1:35pm

God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, 
found him, resting on the seventh day.  He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, 
"Look, Michael.. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.

I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity 
and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is 
a continent of black people.

Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries.

"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very 
cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a 
land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth.

There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, 
forests, hills, and plains.  The people from Virginia are going
to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they 
are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, 
carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington, D.C. 
Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

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