Share 'How Bad is the Economy ?'

I received this today from a friend and sounds like it came from a stand up comic. Very funny, but almost true and sad at the same time. I just wanted to share it. The economy is so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank…