MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE....S.O.S. !!!!

[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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My life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. If you find my row boat before I find myself, BE WARNED. You could be next.

The following is a recap of my current identity. Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!

 

I was born white, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I'm an American Patriot that believes in the Constitution, owning a gun makes me a radical right wing nut job

I am older than 63 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

And now my newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.

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[Raya @ REAL CONSERVATIVES]

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[Kathryn Ball]

I believe Joseph Goebels, Hitler's Minister of Propaganda said that a "lie told often enough becomes [known as] the truth.

Our media has become the Minister of Propaganda, fortunately for those of us who still actually THINK there are other venues where truth can be found.....THIS is one of those venues.

and I KNOW you know which bathroom to use! ;o}