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Muslim terrorists attacked the United States of America on 9-11

Muslim terrorists control Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Iraq, and other nations.

Muslim terrorists attacked and killed our ambassador and his staff in Libya

Muslim terrorists are currently bombing our ally Israel almost daily

Muslim terrorists beheaded an American last week

Muslim terrorists must be number one on the Obama list of priorities right?

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* * * WRONG ! ! !

It's MARSHMALLOWS . . . . yes, I said MARSHMALLOWS!!!

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Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows

Pete Kasperowicz THE BLAZE

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The U.S. Forest Service on Friday published a nearly 700-word article on how to safely roast marshmallows, all in preparation for Saturday, which is National Roasted Marshmallow Day.

As one might expect, the article is riddled with safety tips that might make you think twice about even carrying matches into the forest at all, let alone actually igniting a marshmallow and putting your family’s life at risk.

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“First, let’s talk safety,” the article says. “Never start a campfire when there are fire restrictions in place. The restrictions are put in place for your safety and for the safety of others.”

It also warns that children should be given a stern talking-to before any of the “fun” begins.

“Some experts advocate a 10-foot rule between young children and a campfire,” it reads. “For more information about campfire safety, let Smokey Bear guide you.”

Finally, the article gets down to “marshmallow basics,” and starts by recommending the use of a roasting stick “of at least 30 inches.” That’s two and a half feet, or about half as long or more as the children roasting the marshmallows.

The article doesn’t recommend a maximum length for a roasting stick.

The Forest Service admits that most people use roasted marshmallows to make s’mores, and even offers detailed instructions for making one. But it then suggests ways to make s’mores healthy.

“Think fruit,” it suggests without any hint that it’s joking around.

“Grill thin slices of pineapple and substitute chocolate for the sweet, warm fruit,” it reads. “You will still get a tasty treat but by substituting with fruit, it is healthier – as long as you watch the amount of marshmallows used. If you want to cut down even more on calories, try using slices of angel food cake instead of graham crackers.”

It offers several other ideas, a possible sign that even the U.S. Forest Service has been caught up in First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign.

“Grab a small bag of chocolate or peanut butter chips – or a combination of the two,” it says. “Take a banana and slice one side open, exposing the fruit but leaving the peel intact. Slice the banana, add a few chocolate chips then top with tiny marshmallows. Or substitute the chips for blueberries from the local farmer’s market. Place the banana in aluminum foil and wrap tightly. Place the foil-wrapped fruit next to but not on the flames. Wait five to 10 minutes or enough time for the chips and marshmallows to melt. Open and enjoy with a spoon.”

And if a whole marshmallow is a little too much for your overweight kids, the article suggests scrapping the whole idea of roasting marshmallows, and instead using marshmallow creme out of a jar.

“Put a piece of fruit on a roasting stick, dip quickly in the crème and roast over indirect heat until a delicious golden brown,” it says. “You’re still having campfire fun, but the focus is on a healthier evening snack.”

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Yesterday during at an impromptu news conference Obama admitted to media questioners that he has no strategy to stop ISIS.

ISIS you remember beheaded an American journalist on world wide TV. Isis is the muslim terrorist child of al qaeda. ISIS is in the process of creating a Caliphate to control all of the middle east. 

In between rounds of golf, Obama remembered to send three of his administration to attend the funeral for a black thug who committed a strong arm robbery then attacked a police officer and was shot and killed by that same police officer. That was in Ferguson Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis.

Today we are being protected from MarshMallows.

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Thanks Obama . . . . .

if one of your drones reads this,

GET OUT!!!

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Comment by Chris Horne on August 29, 2014 at 9:25pm

GET READY!  THEY R IN MI AND MINA AND HUSSEIN IS BRINGING IN MORE, WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GO TO STATES LIKE THIS (ILLEGALS, THAT IS).  GET ALL YOUR DOLLARS AND HUNKER DOWN, HUSSEIN O WILL CONTROL THE BANKS AND FOOD.  BOFA'S FINE WENT TO LA RAZA WHO IS THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF USA WITH DELORES HURETA AS ITS FOUNDER.  WE WILL NOT LAST.

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