We're not leaving our grandkids much of a nation . . .

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

But somehow I get the feeling they're gonna be alright.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter

 

the other day and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".

 

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

 

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day

 

mean?".

 

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln,

 

etc.

 

She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps

 

out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have

 

4 more years of Bull Shit."

 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

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