USA leading the Gold Medal count

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Rank Country Gold Silver Bronze Total
1 United States 6 5 7 18


Obama to schedule a press conference about the USA leading the Gold Medal count.

It is reported that Obama will be apologizing to the world about the arrogant selfish Americans for “steeling” all those Gold Medals in the Olympics.

He will also be unavailing the Executive Order number 666 that will order confiscation of all Medals that put the USA in the lead. He will also explain his “Spread the Gold around” plan which will make the world love us even more.

Obama was overheard saying “Athletes Stop Embarrassing America, Loose a couple of times!”


http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/medals

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

It IS an amazing feat taking into account how ugly our land has become since WE more than any other nation has polluted to the point where the global warming of our very climate has produced NO snow and ice in years on which our winter athletes could practice.