Here's a short list of some great short stories soon to be released.

[PHILIP SCHNEIDER]

If you always hated 1000 page books try these:

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These   books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.

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PERFECT FOR YOUR BOOK CLUBS:

 

World's Shortest Books

 

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS  

By Tiger Woods

 

     

 

 

 

 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY  

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan  

& Michelle Obama  

Illustrated by Michael Moore  

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS  

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA  

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"  

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL  

By Hillary Clinton  

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY  

By Bill Clinton  

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD  

By Bill Gates  

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY  

By Dennis Rodman  

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE  

By Al Gore & John Kerry  

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC  

By Amelia Earhart  

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST  

By Dr. J ack Kevorkian  

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE  

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie     O'Donnell  

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE  

By Mike Tyson  

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

 

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony  

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY  

By Ted Kennedy  

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MY BOOK ON MORALS  

By Bill Clinton  

With introduction by  

The Rev. Jesse Jackson  

And foreword by  

Tiger Woods with John Edwards  

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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL  

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS  

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy  

By Nancy Pelosi  

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And the shortest book of them     all.................. 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE  

                                          By Barack Obama

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