Christmas Carols for the Far Left

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Gloria in Excelsis Deo, Silent Night, Away in a Manger

Christmas Carols for the Far Left

By Dr. Laurie Roth  Thursday, December 16, 2010

Isn’t it wonderful!  Christmas is almost here, yet again.  We have so much to be thankful for and celebrate,  especially Obama and the progressives.  Given how special the far left is,  I tried to rewrite a few carols in honor of them.  They still have a few weeks before the fumigation trucks come marching in at the new Congress. 

I have figured since Obama has been most concerned about the violence and war-like language of the Star Spangled Banner,  wanting ‘I’d like to teach the world to sing’  instead…..he must be seeing red at the thought of endless Christmas songs reminding us of our Christian roots.

My Christmas present to Obama and progressives is to rewrite a few known Christmas carols to suit them.

Gloria in Excelsis Deo

Bailouts we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.

Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.

Fannie, Freddie and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.

Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.

Come to Washington and see,
Obama taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.

Gloria in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.

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Silent Night

Silent night,  lonely night,
All is gone,  all is a fright.
Don’t recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.

Sleep in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.

Silent night,  oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Obama’s lips are tight.
Kerry dreams for a cool earth plan,
Where Polar Bears rule and Faith is dammed.

Jesus the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.

Silent night,  Say bye bye.
Outlaw the Bible,  Preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.

Obama, Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes.

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Away in a Manger

Obama’s a stranger
No birthplace to bed,
His records are hidden
The birthers have said,

Global elitists
tell him what to say,
Socialist takeovers,
will save the day

The people are marching,
Poor Obama wakes,
The little messiah,
Crying he shakes.

We have awakened,
Obama’s reign will end,
Freedom will rule and the country will mend

There……never let it be said that conservatives aren’t sensitive to the celebration needs of the far left. 

Happy Merry Christmas,

Love and hope,  Laurie Roth (racist, domestic terrorist,  Islamaphobe,  Homophobe,  birther and antichrist, as categorized by the left)