“Ah, Yes! That Cozy Little Shack In Kenya!”

[Richard Allan Jenni]

Zero, I gotta hand it to ya! In less than two years you’ve earned the distinction of being the worst President in US history. But are you really an idiot- or simply trying to look like one? Is your wrecking-ball mentality intentional?

I did like your recent entertaining interview with NBC’s Brian Williams in which you denied your Muslim faith and Kenyan birth. Truly amazing how can you lie so casually with a straight face! “I can’t spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead- hee, hee, hee…”

And while your present tactics of ruining the USA have given Republicans a bright outlook for November, I have two urgent requests.

First, while we certainly appreciate your gracious assistance, please don’t openly campaign for the GOP. Things are going just fine the way they are. Your constant lies and brash arrogance have been especially helpful.

Second, perhaps you could lighten up a little- because things ARE getting a bit out of control. The high US casualties in Afghanistan this week are horrifying. Also, you tossed Arizona under the bus again, this time a UN bus- and Hillary announced the treasonous crime in Ecuador? The skitterish DOW still ominously hovers around 10,000. And do we still HAVE a GNP? I could go on, Barry, but perhaps you get the point.

Some folks would like to see you resign immediately. Hold off on that, please. We don’t want Joe Biden droppin’ dead of a heart attack when he finds out- and then have you saddle us with Nancy Pelosi! If you really do hate America that much, I suppose that would be the route to take- but please wait until the new Republican Speaker takes over in January.

When you do resign, please admit you were born in Kenya and thus ineligible to be our President. Perhaps the legal ramifications of that admission will undo some of the colossal damage you’ve done to our suffering nation.

And please be advised that slight Republican majorities in both the House and Senate next year, while not sufficient for your impeachment, will open a Pandora’s box of Congressional subpoena power- making public life most difficult for you and your family. Your brother’s shack in Kenya is lookin’ better all the time- and as promised, I’ll send you that little solar-powered TV with rabbit ears- so you can feed your starving ego with White House reruns…

[Sandra]

Great writing as always Richard.... Actually, I hope instead of that cozy shack, he goes to GITMO. He sure can lie with a straight face, but hey, he has had a lot of practice even before dirtying the WH. He is after all an illegal, treasonous person and should be arrested, over 25 treasonous moves on his part and standing against Arizona is treason BIG time. Not that the Arizona governor is without fault as well, she is one of the 10 governors appointed by zero's board of governors. All 10 are serving illegally as well. They should of resigned their offices when they accepted that federal appointment, soooooooo she has her two way street as well. Perhaps they though all of us would not notice or know that little technicality? Thanks for a very enjoyable post.